First Lite Sanctuary Jacket Review

“You’re so cold, you’re so cold, cold, cold”.  

It may not be manly to admit, but like Mick Jagger said, I get cold really easily.  In my never ending search to stay warm I turned to First Lite, a Private(ly)(held company)(based in) Idaho.  First Lite Sells Sanctuary (Jackets). First Lite Sanctuary Jacket Continue reading First Lite Sanctuary Jacket Review

PA Game Commission Allegedly Cancels 2015 Rut

A Yankee Hunter EXCLUSIVE*

Cumberland County- Pennsylvania

In a shocking move the Pennsylvania Game Commission (PGC) apparently canceled the 2015 whitetail rut.  Hunters all across the state are questioning the purpose of the alleged move that has buckless nimrods from Pittsburgh to Philly hot under the collar.

PGC Logo

So where are the bucks this season?  Ask the Pennsylvania Game Commission because this season the deer seem to be underground  and the harvest is well below normal.  Some blame it on the balmy temps and the unusual amount of standing corn still in the fields but others know better.  The PGC has yet to own up to this but the evidence is real.  Statistics gathered from social media sites like Facebook prove that PA hunters are posting 12% fewer success photos and Twitter shows a lack of “tweets” hash tagging “#rutting bucks”.  An Instagram hashtag search for #parut lends credence to the accusation:

Of 100% of hunters surveyed by YankeeHunter.com, 37 percent think the PGC is up to dirty work; 32 percent think the rut is simply late this year; 22 percent stayed home to watch Penn State football; and 15 percent believe the 1969 lunar landing was indeed a hoax.

Pennsylvania bowhunters bank on the rut to fill their buck tag and book their vacation time a year in advance for the event but this year, the rut never got off the ground.   To further support “the year without a rut”, as it’s being called, the author was unable to fill his archery buck tag this year.

“How else could it have happened?”, says Rusty Harbanger.  Harbanger, a Pike county Pennsylvania hunter for the past 30 seasons says he’s never seen anything like it.  “I’ve been hunting since I’ve been a kid and never, and I mean never have I seen such a lousy fall rut.”  Like others, Harbanger is convinced that the PGC had a hand in the deal.

Hot on the heals of a lame spring turkey season, the PGC is taking criticism for the alleged move.  Some, like Harbanger, think that former PGC deer biologist Gary Alt may have had a hand in the rut cancellation.

Harbanger quipped, “I haven’t shot a buck since this Pennsylvania QDM crap kicked in.  (Alt) wanted us to not kill any deer and I guess his plan worked.  It just took a while for the rut cancellation phase of his plan to kick in.  Well, it worked.

Stealing the rut like the Grinch stole Christmas.  It’s just wrong.”

PGC Press Secretary, Travis Lau

PGC press secretary Travis Lau has declined to decline to comment let alone acknowledge the 2015 rut cancellation.

 

 

*Author’s note:  This news article has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the Author didn’t really see much in the way of bucks this bow season and failed to even get a shot at the buck.  The Author is in fact a strong supporter of the PGC during years where  he manages to arrow a buck.

Packing For Bear Camp

In just a few days it will be time for me to fly to my favorite vacation of the year- bear camp!  Kevin Cronin and Cozy Toes couldn’t make it this year but I’ll be there and it’s time to start packing.

Kevin Cronin
Yankee Hunter, Sorry I can’t make it to bear camp this year 🙁 Your Pal, Kevin.

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Coffee In The Stand

To some it may seem crazy, but while bowhunting, one of my guilty pleasures is Black Coffee In the treestand.

Drinking coffee in the treestand
Dark roast pourover, thank you.

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Roadkill Is Dinner

In 1985 Morrissey and The Smiths unleashed the album and title track, Meat is Murder.   (That song sucks so I picked The Headmaster Ritual instead.)  I’m a fan of The Smiths but never saw things that way Morrissey does and when I saw this doe get needlessly whacked on the road by an 18-wheeler in front me, I couldn’t let it die in vain.

Roadkilled doe

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SportDOG UplandHunter1875 Review

When it comes to e-collars, it’s a dog-eat-dog world.  I spent a lot of time researching the perfect e-collar system for my dogs Carrot and Mocha (aka Dumb & Dumber) before arriving at the SportDOG™ UplandHunter® 1875.

SportDog UplandHunter 1875
SportDog Upland Hunter 1875

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Richard Christy’s Dad

I love Richard Christy’s dad.   Richard is Mr. Christy’s Wayward Son and a staffer on the Howard Stern Show and probably the best prank call artist of all time.  Richard’s dad is one hard core hunt’n trap’n, and fish’n guy and I would love to go hunting with him sometime.

Richard's Dad
“Hey Richard, this is your dad.”

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Getting It DONE!

Thanks to a post from uahunt on Instagram, I was relieved to get the news that huntress Eva Shockey “got it DONE” in France on a hunt for mouflon sheep.   Thank goodness she got it done!  Continue reading Getting It DONE!

Gut Shot!

I’m not a good shot with a bow, especially when it comes to shooting at a live deer.  Even after 32+ years of hunting, when I draw back on a deer there’s a fog that comes over my brain  that makes me forget most of what I know about solid shooting technique.  So when this handsome doe came by at 10 yards, I made One Hit (To The Body). Gut Shot Doe Continue reading Gut Shot!

Yankee Hunter?

Yankee Hunter LogoA lot of people ask me where I got the name “Yankee Hunter”. (Actually, nobody really asked me).  Here’s the story and it has nothing to do with the Damn Yankees.

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